This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I have post one night stand depression
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