We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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