I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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