I wannas sexs uuuuu
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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