I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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