Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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