hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
