Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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