rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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