do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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