fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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