I just saw a hot homeless man
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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