Do you still have your period?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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