last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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