I want to stick my p in your. b.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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