I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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