I wish life had little blips of pornography
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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