Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
