physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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