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• (516): View more from New York

  i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.

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• (716): View more from New York

  What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It's rum buckets o'clock

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You don't know the capacity of my vagina

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