All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.