If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole