Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...

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(650): View more from California

That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.

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(818): View more from California

we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

Youre getting too old for this

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(703): View more from Virginia

You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."

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(228): View more from Mississippi

My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year

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(480): View more from Arizona

She's not answering my calls

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well it sounds like you really fucked up

(480): View more from Arizona

WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES

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