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(702): View more from Nevada

i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.

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(702): i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again. http://tfl.nu/kiui

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.

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(860): You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people. http://tfl.nu/iay5

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(210): View more from Texas

i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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(210): i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories. http://tfl.nu/3qfj

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(770): View more from Georgia

Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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(770): Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning? http://tfl.nu/sjpg

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.

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(340): I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen. http://tfl.nu/cees

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(903): View more from Texas

The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today

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(903): The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today http://tfl.nu/xr2c

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(785): View more from Kansas

God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.

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(785): God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr. http://tfl.nu/5tpq

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"

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(704): Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen" http://tfl.nu/5w2n

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them

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(608): just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them http://tfl.nu/tyvr

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(323): View more from California

Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Sure lol what's that?

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Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.

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Why?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.

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(270): I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony. http://tfl.nu/dln2

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here

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Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment

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(570): So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here (1-570): Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment http://tfl.nu/lwx4

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(509): View more from Washington

Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.

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(509): Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse. http://tfl.nu/4hg3

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it

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(832): Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it http://tfl.nu/qafe

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(815): View more from Illinois

Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.

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(815): Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one. http://tfl.nu/esdd

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