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(540): View more from Virginia

ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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(540): ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret. http://tfl.nu/thv3

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(949): View more from California

okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?

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(949): okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong? http://tfl.nu/d7ju

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.

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(860): i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards. http://tfl.nu/0s8j

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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

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(765): You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged http://tfl.nu/je5z

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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(201): my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that" http://tfl.nu/nqkj

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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up

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(617): you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up http://tfl.nu/71wz

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(765): View more from Indiana

how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.

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(765): how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol. http://tfl.nu/c7jp

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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow

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(404): Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow http://tfl.nu/pzca

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(707): View more from California

She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.

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(707): She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love. http://tfl.nu/is4u

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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.

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(860): omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning. http://tfl.nu/wknn

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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

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(815): Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa. http://tfl.nu/kz18

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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(616): I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners. (648): 100% http://tfl.nu/zuxh

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection

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(440): I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection http://tfl.nu/hamn

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(937): View more from Ohio

I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me

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And I also said, "probe me"

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(937): I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me (937): And I also said, "probe me" http://tfl.nu/a3ve

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(310): View more from California

thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.

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(310): thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones. http://tfl.nu/qrwe

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