i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
nutella sex= disaster
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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