can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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