This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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