ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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