Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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