At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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