i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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