i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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