Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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