she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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