we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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