giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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