Why are handjobs necessary in class?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
please come you make the beer taste better
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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