why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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