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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Please don't give away my fajitas
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