The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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