Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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