Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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