and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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