No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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