Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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