I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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