So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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