The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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