Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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