There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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