I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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