i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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