I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do vagina's smell?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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