Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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