I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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