i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
