who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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