Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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