is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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