sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
