is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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