so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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