so explain again why im purple
no
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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