he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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