so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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